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GSK Sued For Accidentally Removing Players’ Feet

February 28, 2022
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By Ethan Miller ‘23 *Editor’s Note: This article is satire and is not real Consumer medicine…

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China Blames Western Imperialism for Bringing the World to the Brink, Peacefully Conquers Taiwan

November 9, 2021
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By Logan Spurrier ‘22 In a recently released military report, the Pentagon outlined the growing size…

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E-Cigarette Companies Announce New All-Natural Vapes

November 1, 2021
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By Ethan Miller ’23 In the past few years, many studies have been produced that clearly…

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